I think I failed it...

So tell me...
How do you balance a wake Thursday & a funeral Friday which are 3 hours away from the places you need to be 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. and 6:30 - 10:30 p.m. both those days?

Let me tell you - you don't!

Yay I got the answer right.  But that does not solve my dilemma.

If I created the world, people would die on a schedule so that you could plan ahead to organize around it. 
Can't you just see it?
"Sorry, we can't have the show that weekend, my uncle-in-law has that Friday reserved to die on." 
"Damn, I won't be able to make the game next week - my second cousin three times removed is scheduled to pass on to a better place that night."

No, I'm just kidding... I'm just sort of bitter.

Is it wrong of me to feel slightly indifferent about this matter?  I'm more concerned about the classes I'm missing & the show falling apart than I am about having to go to a funeral.  And that makes me feel like shit.  I dunno, maybe I'm just screwed up.

This life has been a test.
I think I failed it.
The cheat sheet that he promised -
It never made it.